It’s a crap shoot. But these Airbnb hacks can help ensure a positive experience — I took my family to Chicago for the holidays. First of all, it was fricking cold. Thanks a lot, Airbnb — my car is sliding all over the road and there’s this white stuff falling from the sky. Coulda warned me about that! But anyhow, we turned off the main…

A mother will do anything to get back to her baby. — This is the next chapter of the book that was started here: In the Future, Books Won't Be hard They will be fun and easy to read and everyone will love themmedium.com Chapter Eight Jackie was shocked at the suggestion that she pose bottomless. “That’s impossible,” she said. “My husband would kill me if he found out I posed bottomless, even if it was for a good cause like to get to another dimension to find my baby.”

Watch and learn with my new animation — Great News — There is An Affordable Gift For Your Special One — A Gift That She Will Love! And it’s absolutely free! That’s the right price, eh? Thought you’d like it. What is this gift? It’s called a pearl necklace. Now don’t get all worried. You don’t need to go to some jewelry store for this gift. I’m no gold digger. I mean pearl digger. You have these pearls already inside…

They discovered email? — More fun from Hell-Clicker I serve humanity by clicking on clickbait stories, finding out the answer to the questions so cruelly and manipulatively posed by the titles, then I substitute that answer with my own better answer — and humanity thrives! You’re welcome! Click responsibly. Why is the earth Spinning Faster Than Usual?

And a few articles, too. — Five Books Elon Musk Thinks Everyone Should Read How To Buy A Horsemedium.com After I wrote this article with the reverse title: “Five Books That Elon Musk Thinks Everyone Should Read,” I got a few good suggestions for books Elon might need himself. Adrian Moine, for instance, suggested to me…

Jackie finally has her baby, but there’s a problem — of course! CHAPTER FIVE Jackie’s Baby Is Way Overdue Is there something terribly wrong?

They will be fun and easy to read and everyone will love them — Welcome to the new world of literature, as reimagined by yours truly, in a book that is as easy to read as the crappiest clickbait slide show story, but without the ads and with plenty of pics to give your poor ole brain a rest from the words. Words can…

Also, Jackie tries to make it back from another dimension and gets a big surprise. — Part Four of the popular series that started with this story: Husband Goes To The Bathroom, Handsome Waiter Slips The Wife A Note A mystery story that will drive you insanemedium.com So as you know, Jackie forgot to bring her baby back to the other dimension when she went to find her husband. She succeeded in finding her husband, but now she has to go back to our world to…

I’m Governor Ron DeSantis. And wait till you see what I got planned. — This “Don’t Say Gay thing” has been a big success. I figured out why, too. It’s because it’s got the pithy rhyme combined with bigotry — see, it makes it all seem harmless. We need to follow it up right away with something just as pithy and bigoted and equally…