That explains all this gun violence — of course! — The liberals are at it again, blaming this last spate of mass shootings on guns. Excuse me. Guns don’t kill people. Liberals do. How dare they try to capitalize on these tragedies to score their weak ass political points. As if taking away the guns from people would stop mass…

The answer may shock, horrify and disturb you. Read on if you dare. — But first, some stalling — I mean background. You don’t want to leap immediately into the shock, horror and disturbance, do you? No. You want some perhaps-relevant background material about Costco first. The Costco Fairy Tale The whole thing started as a dream in young Jim Sinegal’s mind in Seattle in the early 1980s…

But can you stop using my name as an insult? — Excuse me for taking up your time, human, this won’t take a minute. I just wanted to speak to you ever so briefly this morning about something that came up in a recent conversation I was having with some other buttholes. It has come to my attention that you humans…

Is he just trying to distract us from this unflattering “I’ll buy you a horse if you give me an erotic massage” scandal? — Looks like tough times for Elon Musk. First, the bottom seems to be falling out of this crazy plan of his to buy Twitter. And next thing you know, he’s got a MeToo scandal on the front pages. How’s he coping? I don’t know, but I will soon find out…

Nato responds with lend-lease program contribution of lethal Laserium spectaculars. — Russian claims to have lasers capable of destroying not only Ukrainian drones, but even satellites were met with derision by President Zelensky, who compared the Russian claims to “wonder weapons” Hitler touted late in WWII. …

Maybe it’s time for Fox News to replace the race-baiting pundit? — So the guy who just shot ten people in a supermarket in Buffalo had posted online his motivation for the murder — and it’s basically Tucker Carlson’s nightly talking points. I’m not saying Tucker Carlson caused or even inspired the shooting. But these ideas, which he parrots every single evening…

21 roses for you, Konstantin — Russian brags of using horrific torture methods on Ukrainian civilians The soldier was identified as Konstantin Solovyov of Russian 11th Army Corps He told his mother of barbaric torture…www.dailymail.co.uk 21 roses for you, Konstantin One for each other innocents slain Whom you enjoyed slaying so much it seems May you feel precisely the pain That you caused your victims, one for each rose.

That would explain the latest Supreme Court Ruling — and a lot of other stuff too! — Whew! That’s a relief. For a minute there I thought something really bad was happening in America. But now I realize I somehow slipped through a portal into the Mirror Universe Where Time Runs Backwards! And where rights that were so hard-won are suddenly taken away. And all I have…

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