More great health and wellness tips from Christine! — Hello, lovely readers. Here is my next installment of health and wellness nonsense because, really, is there anything more nonsensical than the VERY SERIOUS? Of course, there is nothing more serious than health. Without it we’ve got nothing. So articles about health are really kind of like church. …

I’ve seen a lot of articles about celebrities and which super-foods they love. But nobody ever writes about which celebrities super-foods love, which isn’t fair. So I interviewed a bunch of super-foods to right this injustice. It wasn’t easy, but you did know that plants talk, right? The following is…

Unless of course you smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, at which point I’d say you’ve given up your right to be “surprised.” — You also might be surprised to learn that I’m actually a medical expert. No, I’m not a doctor, but I dated one for like three years and I picked up a lot of useful information — number one being that doctors are narcissists who only care about themselves. But seriously…

How naive can you be? — It is a lot worse than you think, trust me. The invasion is well underway. They are everywhere, on the internet, on TV, in bookstores and maybe even living next door. They are alien experts. They look just like you and me, but with one important difference: they are completely full of shit. How does one spot an alien expert? It is very difficult for people to…

Intelligence agencies overwhelmed by recent surge of cryptic posts by celebrities — I’m here to help. — There are simply too many cryptic posts these days. The NSA was almost destroyed in 2021 by Shawn Mendes’ “cryptic post” about Shawn Mendes hiding his “true honest unique self”. “It completely stumped us,” says one NSA officer, off the record and anonymously of course. “Our first intuition that he…

The results are in! You’ll love gnashing your teeth in these fantastic locales! — 10. Russia I know, I expected it to be higher on the list. I think the editors are afraid of Putin, that’s maybe why they relegated Russia to the bottom. I’ve noticed they are very jittery about tea drinking in our office, for example, as though they are anxious that they might…

Like, you won’t believe how sad it gets. — Ever wonder why we don’t see this celebrity any more? I have. I’ve wondered a lot, so I decided to do a little digging. You’ll never believe what I found out. If you read on, you will discover the answer to all these really important questions. — Find out which co-star made this celebrity utterly nauseated during their kissing scenes.

Your Indoor Cat May Vomit — There are so many ifs when it comes to pets, zoo animals and exotic wildlife. For instance, if a tiger falls down in the forest, do the trees laugh? Probably. Trees are cruel sometimes. Anyhow, I see a lot of clickbait articles on the internet about hypothetical pet situations, so…