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In the Future, Books Won't Be hard

They will be fun and easy to read and everyone will love them

Aug 3, 2022

In the Future, Books Won't Be hard

Aug 3, 2022

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How To Explain To Your Kids About Everything Awkward

A guide to oversharing, woke-splaining, hem-hawing, and modern hypocrite-ing

1d ago

How To Explain To Your Kids About Everything Awkward

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Are You An “Interesting” Person?

Then I Invite You To Join My Interesting Bicycle Club

2d ago

Are You An “Interesting” Person?

2d ago

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The Truth About Side Sleepers

We finally reveal the secret they’ve been trying to hide by sleeping on their sides

3d ago

The Truth About Side Sleepers

3d ago

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How To Deal With Catcalls

No, it’s not your fault, and it’s not the way you’re dressing. You’re not asking for it and catcallers are just assholes.

4d ago

How To Deal With Catcalls

4d ago

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Fifty Dirty Jokes Based On Beatles Lyrics!

Damning evidence of a one-track mind

5d ago

Fifty Dirty Jokes Based On Beatles Lyrics!

5d ago

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I Don’t Mean To Be An Asshole

But can you stop using my name as an insult?

Feb 2

I Don’t Mean To Be An Asshole

Feb 2

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To My Neighbor At WeWork

I’m not sure that porn editing is appropriate for communal work spaces

Jan 31

To My Neighbor At WeWork

Jan 31

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Type In Any Name, Then Wait 137 Seconds

While we hack into your computer and make sure the virus gets into every single file you have stored there

Jan 31

Type In Any Name, Then Wait 137 Seconds

Jan 31

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My New AI Dating App Is The Bomb

It will save you from Starbucks meet-and-greet hell

Jan 29

My New AI Dating App Is The Bomb

Jan 29

Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!

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