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In the Future, Books Won't Be hard

They will be fun and easy to read and everyone will love them

Aug 3, 2022

In the Future, Books Won't Be hard

Aug 3, 2022

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Lady Refuses To Move Bag On Public Transit

Ruins the next fifteen minutes of your life

1h ago

Lady Refuses To Move Bag On Public Transit

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Can You Solve The BDSM Captcha?

It’s the only way out of my fetish dungeon

15h ago

Can You Solve The BDSM Captcha?

15h ago

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What Is The Cute Barista Trying To Tell You By Drawing A Dick Pic In Your Coffee Foam?

Is he really into you, or is he just bored with his job?

1d ago

What Is The Cute Barista Trying To Tell You By Drawing A Dick Pic In Your Coffee Foam?

1d ago

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What Makes a Man Sexy

Unpacking the myth of the irresistible male

2d ago

What Makes a Man Sexy

2d ago

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How Long Should Sex Last?

I think people who ask that question have it all backwards, don’t you?

3d ago

How Long Should Sex Last?

3d ago

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Christine Makes Everything Better With Her Mad Photoshop Skills

Every day. That’s just the way she rolls.

Mar 8

Christine Makes Everything Better With Her Mad Photoshop Skills

Mar 8

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Is Social Security A Ponzi Scheme?

Or is Elon Musk a dick?

Mar 4

Is Social Security A Ponzi Scheme?

Mar 4

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What You Should Really Do If You Feel Like You’re Getting A Cold

More great health and wellness tips from Christine — UPDATED FOR 2024!!!

Mar 3

What You Should Really Do If You Feel Like You’re Getting A Cold

Mar 3

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I Climbed A Huge Mountain In The Pyrenees To Lick A Psychedelic Toad

And all I got was this boring man in tights who calls himself a Prince!

Mar 3

I Climbed A Huge Mountain In The Pyrenees To Lick A Psychedelic Toad

Mar 3

Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!

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