Bill, you scare me. I've been very careless on my taxes a bunch of times. Am i gonna end up in jail? WTF, they can't put you in jail for leaving something off your taxes can they? Genuinely asking. Or do you have to cheat the govt out of many thousands of bucks before they lock you up like that. So sorry, it sounds awful.

Also, I agree Medium is a girlfriend. It reminds me of that thing EPstein told you about stocks. Have you tried that, btw? Does it actually work? I find stocks so boring I can't imagine actually paying attention to three stocks for three months. But I'm willing to try it if it works.