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Dark Brandon Kicking Some Serious Ass
As we approach the anniversary, I want everyone to see this.
Our president threaded the needle and rallied the world to support Ukraine. He had the balls of steel to go walk in the streets of Kyiv while the air raid sirens were blaring. You should have seen how ape-shit the Russian Propagandists went when they heard Dark Brandon was walking in Kyiv and not being targeted by one of those Russian dumb missiles.
Look, the guy is eccentric, I get it. He makes gaffs and he sometimes seems out of touch. But what an awesome President he is, when he leans into the mic and says, “Ukraine is still independent and free.”
Proud to be ‘Merican. Slava Ukraini!