Doctor my pussy drives men insane with obsessive desire to possess me. They become clingy and needy and then I hate them. They want the crystal squeeze and the spritz of strawberry hallucinogen. They crave it and demand it with eyes that grow wilder and wilder. I become their morphine — and I start to feel lonely.

And I keep coming back to the same question: where is the cock that will make me this mad with desire? Where, God! Where!