I agree with every point you make. I think there is a conspiracy to make us overweight. The conspiracy is started by the mothers, with their boobs. The fathers also get in on it because they like to take you to restaurants and act like the big cheese. Then the friends are responsible because they want to go out for burgers. There is also a trillion dollar industry interested in fattening you up, it's called capitalism. THere are other parts of the conspiracy that are too dangerous to even talk about you can get killed. But it all adds up to it's just you against the world. You are all alone, like in a thriller movie, and the antaoginsts are all calories, trying to come get you. They are just the minions and the henchmen. The real villain though...is yourself. You will never find the real villain though, because the real villain is in a secret island under the sea of your unconscious where there is a little baby going, Eat, eat, must eat! And she's trying to destroy the world by eating it. The whole thing. She wants to gobble it all up and have it. Greedy baby! So yeah, how's a diet going to work against all that? Great article!