Christine Stevens
1 min readOct 4, 2019

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I know a guy who broke his penis during sex, wow that was traumatic. His gif was on top and jumping up and down on him, and she came down on it at a bad angle I guess and blood started pouring out of his johnson, he went through hell for a few years trying to fix it. He had an operation, a pump, sex is a dangerous sport…

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Christine Stevens
Christine Stevens

Written by Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!

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