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I'm getting dolled up right now, Amy. I can hardly breathe, but I think this is going to happen! OMG!!!!! So nervous! You know what I'll do. In homage to you if there's a beer bottle I'll open it with my teeth. That will impress that billionaire, won' it? He'll plow me even harder than he was gonna plow me! Too bad beer makes me gassy. Jees, so many things to think about when you're on your way to an orgy, who knew?

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Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!