Knitters need long sticks cause their men have short ones.

…r cane and getting to her feet, would declare “at least we don’t need a pattern to make something.” A knitter, squaring off in front of her, would reply “crocheters need a pattern for one thing: to satisfy their men.” That’s when the knitting needles and crochet hooks came out.
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Christine Stevens
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Apr 10, 2021
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Knitters need long sticks cause their men have short ones. (Crochet rules!). What a great bunch of women you write about here, I love it!
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