LMAO!

I told him I was a vegetarian. He said, "Whatever you're doing, keep doing it, honey, because you look good. Did you bring your presidential kneepads, by the way?"

"No!" I said, surprised. "I brought my ex-presidential kneepads, though."

And I pulled out the cutest little set of pink knee pads and slipped them on.

"Alright, let's get this party started," he said in that delightful drawl.