Not a pound over 225, not a day over 60 and it's a double wide, 'kay?

I'm going to imagine that you're a 250 pound old lady sitting in your trailer working a phone sex…
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Apr 27, 2021
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Not a pound over 225, not a day over 60 and it's a double wide, 'kay?
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Written by Christine Stevens36K Followers
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Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!
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