Oh damn! If we actually hook up that will totally invalidate my argument! Unless...we make it a writing contest, both report about it afterwards and see who kisses and tells better. I'ma start my article right now. "Let's slide you out of that cute little dirndl" I said to Ms. Part time, giving her a beery Octoberfest kiss and unzipping ...(do they unzip, unbutton, unsnap? shit I have never worn a frickin dirndl!! Must research!)