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One jumbo strip, please install it on my neighbor's driveway. The one to the north, the one to the south is only kind of an asshole. The one to the north, don't get me started. Outdoor conference calls on loud speaker phone. Outdoor amplified bad electric guitar soloing? Such a horrible neighbor. Please ice him.

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Christine Stevens
Christine Stevens

Written by Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!

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