Selena, thank you so much. Here's a couple dirty humor pieces you might be able to steal something from for your act.

https://medium.com/sexography/why-i-want-to-sit-on-your-face-4a4c935f495

https://medium.com/sexography/darling-thank-you-so-much-for-the-fuck-bench-you-gave-me-for-my-early-xmas-present-b956254ce252