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Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
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Why Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet When Alone?
Faucets are actually the long trunks of magical elephants who live under your sink, and they get thirsty at night. But if you’re not alone, don't do it because people might think you are weird. Which you obviously are, but you don’t want people knowing that. Or maybe you do. I’ve found that the moment people discover how weird you are is both upsetting yet strangely freeing. Now they know. You can stop putting on that show you were putting on. Which was exhausting. Phew.
Flight Attendant Shows How To Fly Business Class For The Price Of Economy
Eat a lot of beans before your flight. Then, after boarding, somehow perch yourself in the air between the two aisles in business class and blast away. The hoity-toity rich travelers will run away back to coach. And, if you’re not escorted off the airplane and banned from travel forever, you will have loads of seats to choose from. And the smell? Well, everyone likes the smell of their own, so no worries there.
This Secret Super Booster Technique Turns Old Men Into “Young Bucks”
Exercising shirtless in Santa pants?
