Thanks Average Don, I love that you’re a chubby chaser. But it’s not healthy to be chubby as you get older — you know in my work as an orthotist I am making a lot of artificial feet for overweight middle agers. It’s very sad. Type 2 diabetes, you know.

I just have flowers on my lower back, very tasteful, promise. Easy target to hit, you naughty boy.

:)