That's funny! Of course, we don't really pick these articles up, do we. Unless for some reason we printed them out and had hard copies that we needed to lift up. I know, the joke is not so great if we say I laughed from the moment I opened your article till the moment I cosed it. Humor is so mysterious. Why is the first one funny and the second one not? And what was Groucho laughing about after he picked up the article if he wasn't reading it? Was something else funny? In my imagination he's just thinking funny Groucho thoughts to himself as he holds the book. Thoughts that have nothing whatever to do with the author's pretensions. Mysterious. And thanks for the kind words!