Um, I think every single person in every single county in every single state in this great nation is probably either at a Ben and Jerry's right now cause it's so damn hot or they are treading on indigenous lands. Then again, those "native" people were actually native to Siberia and they were undocumented as far as I know. First dream actors? It's a tragedy that's for sure. The only true natives are those remaining in that now uninhabitable savannah in Botswana where we all originated.

But yeah, if we're going to talk about paying reparations to anybody, I'd start with these guys.