Why The Hell Are You Not Sending Your Lover Romantic Texts?

What’s wrong with you? Are you dead?

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You must be dead. That is the only explanation I can think of. Otherwise, I know you would be sending her something at least once a day. Probably more.

At around noon, her phone would ping at her desk. And up would pop that cute emoji cartoon of yourself that you made. With a…