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William Baldwin Says He Was Actually Pressured To Have Sex With Sharon Stone
Total Parent Trap situation?
William Baldwin has responded to Sharon Stone’s allegation that he was the hitherto unnamed celebrity whom producer pressured her to have sex with during the filming of what is undoubtedly the creepiest movie ever made, Sliver. First of all, why would you want to name a movie about the most annoying thing that can happen to you — a sliver. So stupid.
If you’ve never seen Sliver, count your lucky stars, because there is really nothing more cringe-inducing that Baldwin’s performance as this sick rich pervo who installs secret cameras in all the apartments of the high-rise his Dad owns in NYC.
And guess who checks in to Hotel Sicko in the movie? That’s right, Sharon Stone.
Although, I coulda told you right then, Will Baldwin, save yourself some sicko storage and just rent the VHS of Basic Instinct from Blockbuster if you want to see what’s going on downstairs at Chez Stone. I mean, it’s all there, bacon in the pan. But don't forget to rewind! — it’s like a two dollar fine.
Wow. Talk about most freeze-framed movie moment ever? It was way ahead of the others, although I hear Saltburn is giving Sharon a run for her money. You don’t…
