Wow. But you're right, Jordan, it's not very intelligent, and neither am I, unfortunately. I didn't even finish high school. I got a GRE and somehow faked it through college, but trust me, I was the dumbest person in every class. I was also the hottest. God is very fair. He doesn't usually give much brains to people who look like me. But I am pushing 35 now and I am doing my best to develop an inner life and become at least somewhat intelligent, especially in this thing I'm trying called writing. I have tried to read books but I suffer from ADHD and it takes me forever. I know I am not good at writing. But I really want to improve and I promise you’ll you I WILL do better. I hope one day you will be proud of me. As for this embarrassing article and every other piece of shit I have written on here, I am very ashamed and embarrassed and I apologize. Thank you for the criticism.

Christine