Wow! That is really more clever than most people realize. It was a levitation spell, and you were hoping for “elevation” by the curators.

I am so sorry to tell you this, Simon, the first story I wrote got curated and I got 15 million views. Kidding. But it did get a lot of views.

Don’t worry, I’m now on your elevation track — meaning quite earth bound. If only we could levitate and self-elevate our stories!