The ones here that are written by Christine’s Adventures are a bit racy and NSFW. The other ones are just fun.
Please enjoy the series as it progresses:
She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through…
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As we are well aware, the pandemic years have sucked ass. Going shopping has been dangerous and frightening and sucky. Even going to the grocery store has blown big time. We deserve a GREAT Christmas, don’t we?
Put on your ugly holiday sweater and sip some kinda cloying egg nog…
Gloria Swenson only discovered prostate milking about a year ago.
“My boyfriend suggested I poke the purple plum while I was giving him a blow job,” she explains. “I had no idea what he was talking about.”
“I’d like you to tickle my shitoris,” explained Gloria’s boyfriend.
“Your what?”
Gloria…
Google doodles seem fine at first, but if you stare at them for a little while, they become sinister and threatening.
Look how sharp the point of that slice of pizza is. It looks like it could stab me.
If so, that makes me feel even more triggered and unsafe…
Eating nothing but carbonara, margarita pizza, and fried arancini for weeks on end has made this Christine the happiest girl in the world. However, it’s also made this Christine a little plumper than she’d like to be.
So, I joined a gym. …
You know the bases — everybody in America anyway does. But Medium is so international I feel the need to review them here before we get started.
First base is kissing. If you “get to first base,” you kissed a girl, with your tongue, not a peck on the cheek…
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As a bisexual, I have a special perspective on the gentle art of smooching. I’m not saying any gender is better at kissing, because that would be biased, sexist and not right.
However, women are much better kissers, by about a million to one.
Sorry guys. Don’t worry about it…
Well, it’s the holiday season already and I don’t have a significant other to share it with. Sob…Never mind! I have something even better — memory foam. I might not have a whole lotta love, but I have a whole lotta memory foam products. I just love the stuff. …
