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Christine Stevens
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In the Future, Books Won't Be hard

They will be fun and easy to read and everyone will love them — Welcome to the new world of literature, as reimagined by yours truly, in a book that is as easy to read as the crappiest clickbait slide show story, but without the ads and with plenty of pics to give your poor ole brain a rest from the words. Words can…

Humor

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In the Future, Books Won't Be hard
In the Future, Books Won't Be hard
Humor

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MuddyUm

·1 day ago

My New AI Dating App Is The Bomb

It will save you from Starbucks meet-and-greet hell — I couldn’t stand it any more. Whenever I was in Starbucks I would see them — the Tinder meet-and-greeters. It always went exactly the same way — The awkward greet. She stands up when he shows up. Doesn’t know if she should hug him or what. He gives her an…

Dating

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My New AI Dating App Is The Bomb
My New AI Dating App Is The Bomb
Dating

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The Haven

·3 days ago

What Is The Medium Triangle Of Sadness?

And why is it so dreaded? — No, I’m not talking about the Oscar-nominated film. I haven’t seen that one. But I do love the title. Maybe I’ll write a review about it just based on a trailer — I like to do that because it’s so cheeky. But I’m not talking about that triangle of sadness. …

Writing

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What Is The Medium Triangle Of Sadness?
What Is The Medium Triangle Of Sadness?
Writing

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The Haven

·4 days ago

How To Get Laid — Girls Guide

I know, it’s not that hard for a girl to get laid. But you’d be surprised how many females I know who have been frustrated. There’s one reason for this: Tinder. It sucks. Don’t do it. Go old school. Go out to a bar and pick up a guy. I…

Sex

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How To Get Laid — Girls Guide
How To Get Laid — Girls Guide
Sex

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MuddyUm

·4 days ago

Why Am I Squatting Like This?

So many questions — Am I squatting and squirting? I’m out in the desert or the mountains hiking and you have to go. So sue me. But it does raise another question: Why do I hike in those high heels in the mountains and in the desert? Cause my feet are fricking sexy! I bet you want to know the answer to these and other questions. You’ve come to the right place. I’m Miss Smarty Pants and I’m here to help.

Humor

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Why Am I Squatting Like This?
Why Am I Squatting Like This?
Humor

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The Haven

·5 days ago

The Moment I’ve Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!!!!

In less than five hours, the new leader of Waystar Royco will be revealed — I love Shakespere. The people who made Succession are Brits well versed in the Bard’s aesthetic. It’s the dance of power and destiny, but instead of playing out with political power, it plays out in the corporate setting. Ever since its debut five seasons ago, the show has kept us…

Humor

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The Moment I’ve Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!!!!
The Moment I’ve Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!!!!
Humor

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Doctor Funny

·May 24

What Is Your Driving Style and What Does That Tell You About Your Personality?

And, more importantly, your future — I was recently back in Los Angeles for business. I had to do a lot of driving, during which time I made a study of various types of drivers. A question arose in my head. …

Cars

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What Is Your Driving Style and What Does That Tell You About Your Personality?
What Is Your Driving Style and What Does That Tell You About Your Personality?
Cars

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The Haven

·May 24

The Five Secret Habits of Incredibly Nice People

They pretend everyone is wearing diapers. — Of course, we all want to be nice people and we want to do good in the world. None of us wants to be thought of as Ebeneezer Scrooge. We would rather be Tiny Tim. But we’re not, of course. We could be, though. If we just knew these five…

Self Help

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The Five Secret Habits of Incredibly Nice People
The Five Secret Habits of Incredibly Nice People
Self Help

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The Haven

·May 23

Earth and Moon Growing Apart

Source: they still care about each other deeply, but no, it’s not the same. — Reports just in from astronomers and star gazers — the Earth and the moon have been slowly drifting away from each another. “Each year, our moon moves distinctly, inexorably farther from Earth — just a tiny bit, about an inch and a half, a nearly imperceptible change,” writes Marina Koren…

Humor

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Earth and Moon Growing Apart
Earth and Moon Growing Apart
Humor

4 min read


Published in

The Haven

·May 23

How To Have a Good Chat

The Lost Art of Conversation — Do you need a conversation coach? I mean, there are coaches for business and coaches for fitness and coaches for life, why not a coach for conversation. You’re in luck, I used to be one. I had just graduated from college and was living in Los Angeles, the most narcissistic…

Humor

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How To Have a Good Chat
How To Have a Good Chat
Humor

6 min read

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Christine Stevens

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Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!

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