Follow her adventure.

The ones here that are written by Christine’s Adventures are a bit racy and NSFW. The other ones are just fun.

Please enjoy the series as it progresses:

Eat. Pray. F*ck.

The series so far

She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through…

Forget oat milk. Milking the walnut is all the rage at P Bar.

Photo by Tyler Nix on Unsplash

Gloria Swenson only discovered prostate milking about a year ago.

“My boyfriend suggested I poke the purple plum while I was giving him a blow job,” she explains. “I had no idea what he was talking about.”

“I’d like you to tickle my shitoris,” explained Gloria’s boyfriend.

“Your what?”


For instance, this one, supposedly celebrating pizza.

Google! Yay Google!

Google doodles seem fine at first, but if you stare at them for a little while, they become sinister and threatening.

Look how sharp the point of that slice of pizza is. It looks like it could stab me.

Am I The Only Person Who Feels This Way About Google Doodles?

If so, that makes me feel even more triggered and unsafe…

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian, language doctor and lover of Medium!

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