They are highly contagious — Human beings are sharks. When they smell blood in the water they go into a feeding frenzy and soon their ugly mouths are just dripping with blood. Medium has taught me this. An Academic Analysis Of Negative Comments And Their Deleterious Effect On Society By Christeneth S. Stevenski Noted Academic and Researcher Abstract: Negative comments on blog posts, social media posts, news items…

I wonder if he’d be a bit displeased…. — Jesus came to a state in the South To see it was all about He saw his name on a house Went in to check it out

Examine his last three texts closely for 72 straight hours then take this quiz — First of all, if he really used the words, “I just need a little space,” then I’m afraid he was a very basic boyfriend. So, the quiz will really be more about examining yourself than him. For instance: 1. You need a basic boyfriend because you are: a) a basic…

Can you guess what got these scoundrels caught? Answers in the upside-down on the bottom. — Pay attention to details, folks, especially when boning off piste. Sure, you have to send a selfie home to your SO to keep up the ruse of your loyalty and good character. Just make sure you don’t give away the farm by including incriminating evidence in the frame…

“Won’t you miss me?” I asked him. — He was surprised when I told him that I had no intention of going to heaven in the afterlife. Look, it’s Spain. There’s a very deep vein of Catholicism in this country. They’ve had the notion of heaven and hell drummed into them since before the Inquisition for cripes sake…

I just don’t get it — Please give me a hint. Because I’m stumped. THE FECKING LETTERS ARE THE FECKING HINTS!!!! FOR FECKS SAKE! Sorry, I been watching Irish TV shows, Bad Sisters, Derry Girls. I love Irish women. Don’t you? Irish men, meh. But these Irish women, I love em. Sorry, I’m getting off-topic. So…

Take our quiz and find out today! — Science suggests that we’re not nearly as good and wonderful and decent as we think we are. Hitler thought he was a great guy. Trump thinks he’s just super. Even serial murderer John Wayne Gacy thought he was a lovely man. We all think we’re really good and we make excuses for our not-so-good behavior so that it becomes not so bad. Well, finally scientists have given…

God damn it, Peter Thiel and company. God damn it, best buddies of right wing fanatic Elon Musk! God damn it all to hell! I can’t even. I can’t even. I will try though, even though I can’t even. I will begin with this guy. His name is David Sacks…

A helpful checklist for the wayfaring student — Congratulations on your acceptance to the Semester Down Below program. Get ready for the experience of an after-lifetime. We’re sure you have lots of questions about how to best prepare for the big trip. What should you pack for study abroad in hell? Do you need travel insurance? How should…