It removes consent — what woman can resist a man who successfully flips an egg? — So I really wasn’t into this guy Carlos whom I dated a couple times. Then I went over to his house to break up with him. I don’t like to do that via text or voicemail — it’s cruel. So I showed up at his house unannounced. …

Watch the 1420 channel and weep. Russian people do not understand freedom and are NOT willing to sacrifice for it. — So, there is this great Youtube channel called 1420 which is run by a very, very brave young Russian man, who it seems to me will one day be jailed for this shit, but it’s amazing shit. He broadcasts what real Russians think about this Ukraine war. Doing so, in…

Harvey Weinstein is a sadistic monster. It’s pathetic of you to have not stood up to him. — Harvey Weinstein made Quentin Tarantino’s career — by producing something like the first nine of his movies. Quentin Tarantino Regrets Not Having ‘Man-to-Man Talk’ With Harvey Weinstein: ‘I Didn’t Want to… Quentin Tarantino’s press tour for his new book, “Cinema Speculation,” continued with a guest appearance on Chris…variety.com

But what if mother nature decides to produce one during this World Cup? — There is only a one percent chance of it raining in Qatar from now until Dec 5 according to Weather.com, so Qataris can relax. I mean, what would they do in the case of a natural rainbow? — fire machine guns into the sky? Today when journalist Grand Wahl tried…

Footage shot by Ukrainian soldiers liberating Kherson — I don’t speak Russian, but I understand what the old man says in this video, “spasibo vam geroi”. He is Russian. Russian speaker anyhow, but no, not Russian. He is Ukrainian. “Thank you, heroes.” And I know what the tiny little boy says to the soldiers. …

(That’s hip hop slang for fellatio, BTW, i.e. Tongue On Penis, get it?) “Spill the tea, yo, Chrissy, we so yeet! Tell us why you love being called shawty.” “Bet, dawg. I’ll spill the tea. Stop wiggin’ okurr?” I love the way these hip hop dawgs talk to women. Some…

I’m sorry, I want more than that. I just do. — I thought Miguel was so funny and vibrant and smart and witty and well…he had pizzaz, you know? He wore a funky little hat that looked like this: Little did I know it was the hat — not Miguel — that I fell for. Because without it — well, I’m…

…our lives would be fixed and we wouldn’t need Medium anymore — Luckily, not one bit of advice I’ve ever read on Medium has helped me even one tiny bit, so I’m still here on Medium, reading and writing. In spite of all this good advice I’ve so gullibly consumed: Advice about happiness If there was any truth to all this stuff about happiness —…

“We are a liberating force, and also, we cannot lose. If we do, we will drop the bomb.” — I’ve been marveling at the Russian mental state since they retreated from Kherson — which according to their logic is “Russian territory” or some such thing since the ridiculous annexation vote this September 30. Russia seems to me to be a big dumb moose who has been shot but is…