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In the Future, Books Won't Be hard

They will be fun and easy to read and everyone will love them

Aug 3, 2022

In the Future, Books Won't Be hard

Aug 3, 2022

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Citizens Against Nepo Babies

Sign the petition today! Let’s give some regular a people a fucking chance, Hollywood!

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Citizens Against Nepo Babies

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How To Name A Dick

What do you mean your boyfriend’s pecker doesn’t have a nickname? That’s just sad!

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How To Name A Dick

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People Are Getting Salmon Sperm Injected Into Their Faces. Why?

Because there truly is no limit to the inanity. No limit!

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People Are Getting Salmon Sperm Injected Into Their Faces. Why?

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The Reason Cops Touch Your Car’s Taillight When Pulling You Over

Sexual fetishism among the police

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The Reason Cops Touch Your Car’s Taillight When Pulling You Over

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How To Get To First Base With A Woman

The new sexual “bases” updated for the sex-positive, girl-power, post-MeToo era

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How To Get To First Base With A Woman

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Nine Out Of Ten People Miserably Fail This U.S.

Will you nail it?

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Nine Out Of Ten People Miserably Fail This U.S.

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You’re Not Even Going to Recognize My Ass After I Get Through With This Peloton!

Revenge is best served hot — by a smokin’ new bootie.

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You’re Not Even Going to Recognize My Ass After I Get Through With This Peloton!

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Like Diddy, I Tell The Children When To Leave My Freaky Parties

I wouldn’t want to corrupt the youth

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Like Diddy, I Tell The Children When To Leave My Freaky Parties

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New Meta AR Glasses Tell You Exactly What It Will Cost To Date A Person

These expensive glasses might just save you a whole lotta grief

Oct 3

New Meta AR Glasses Tell You Exactly What It Will Cost To Date A Person

Oct 3

Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!

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